Hi there! My name is Ike LaRue. This week I
came to Mrs. Freeman's class, and they were the worst audience I've ever seen in my life! Can you believe it? Mrs. Freeman blamed it on me, and she sent me to the principal's office! What kind of place is this, a school or a prison? Apparently, there's some kind of ridiculous rule about no dogs being allowed in school, and that guy kicked me right out! That was some bad luck for me, and I never saw that class again. At least I managed to get some food from the cafeteria on my way out!
Ike (the dog)
p.s. If you want to read a spectacularly awesome book, look up Dear Mrs. LaRue, by Mark Teague.